What we bring to a difficult sale
A divorce sale has two clients and no agreement, which is a situation most buyers handle badly. We have been through plenty of them, and the approach that works is the same every time. One written number, delivered to both parties and both attorneys at once, with nothing said to one side that is not said to the other.
We will deal with your attorneys directly if that is easier, and we will hold a closing date to suit a school year or a lease. If the house would net more listed, we will tell you that too.
A number, not a range
An agent gives you an opinion of value and a listing price. What actually arrives, months later, may be higher or lower. That uncertainty is very hard to divide, and in a divorce everything eventually has to be divided.
A written cash offer is a fixed figure. It goes straight into the negotiation, into the attorneys' file, into the spreadsheet where the rest of the divorce settlement lives. Some couples accept it. Some use it as a floor and list anyway. Both are sensible outcomes.
Why local knowledge changes the number
A three-bedroom on Gerhard Road. A three-bedroom on Knickerbocker Road North. A two-bedroom on Manetto Hill Road. All of them in Plainview, all bought by us.
Plainview is roughly 27,100 people in Nassau County, ZIP 11803, and the housing stock is mostly ranch, split-level, hi-ranch. Around Old Country Road and Manetto Hill Road, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. We know which of these streets take water, where the older systems fail first, and what the Plainview-Old Bethpage Central School District does to a resale price.
Selling a Plainview house without showings
Keeping a house presentable for strangers is a shared job, and in a divorce the shared jobs are exactly the ones that stop getting done. Then the showings go badly, the price drifts down, and it becomes one more thing to blame each other for. That is the ordinary course of a listed divorce sale, not a worst case.
There is no sign with us, no listing, no photographs online, and no open house in Plainview. One visit, one number, one closing date.
Setting the closing date yourselves
Divorce timelines and real estate timelines rarely line up on their own. A settlement gets negotiated around a closing date, and then the buyer's lender moves that date twice.
We close with our own funds, so the date we agree is the date. If you need sixty days, take sixty. If you need next month because the divorce is being finalized and nobody wants the house hanging over it, we can usually do that as well.
What the two paths cost in Plainview
These are the two routes open to you with a house in a divorce, priced against what Plainview houses actually sell for.
Work it against Plainview's own numbers. The median sale here is $970,000. A 5% commission on that is $48,500, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $19,400. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $67,900 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Plainview the median house takes about 28 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 73 to 88 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $970,000 (Plainview median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$48,500 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$19,400 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 28 days (Plainview median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 73 to 88 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $902,100 | The number we put in writing |
The listing column assumes a 5% commission and seller closing costs of about 2%. Both vary. We have not subtracted repairs or the cost of carrying the house while it sits, because those depend on the property. A house in good condition listed with a good agent can absolutely beat a cash offer, and we will say so if that is your situation.
Both names on the deed
A surprising number of divorce sales unstick the moment there is a firm number on the table, because most of the disagreement was never really about the house. It was about not knowing.
We will give you that number with no obligation, and we will give it to both sides identically. If it turns out the divorce needs a court ordered sale, your attorney handles that part and we will work to whatever timetable the court sets.
What you do not pay when you sell a house in a divorce
These are the costs of putting a house in a divorce on the market through an agent. None of them apply when you sell to us.
- Agent commission
- $48,500 at 5% of the Plainview median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $19,400 on a $970,000 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- Everything a buyer would flag, paid for before you list none
- Cleanout and removal
- Dumpsters or haulers by the load, ahead of any viewing none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities across the 73 to 88 days it takes to find a buyer and then wait on their lender none
When a divorce buyout beats a sale
Not every divorce should end in a sale. If one spouse wants to keep the house and can refinance into a mortgage in their own name at a payment they can carry alone, that is often the better outcome, particularly where children are involved.
That is a lending question and a legal one, so ask a mortgage broker and your divorce attorney before committing to it. If a buyout does not work, a sale is the usual fallback and we are here for that.
Common questions
Do both of us have to agree to sell the Plainview house?
Yes, everyone on the deed signs. What we can do is make sure both sides see the identical number on the same day, which removes one of the things divorcing couples most often argue about.
Can the offer go to our attorneys directly?
Yes, and often that is the simplest way to handle it. We have worked divorce sales entirely through counsel before and it usually lowers the temperature for everyone.
Can we sell before the divorce is finalized?
It depends on your agreement and on what your attorneys have arranged. Selling during a divorce rather than after it is common. Ask counsel first, then tell us the closing date you need.
What if my spouse is still living in the Plainview house?
Common in a divorce, and not an obstacle. One visit is all we need, arranged around the person living there, and the closing date on the Plainview house can be set far enough out to make the move manageable.
Will you tell my ex what I said to you?
No. We say the same thing to both of you and we do not relay anything else. That even-handedness is the only way a buyer can be useful in a divorce.