Why buyers and lenders both balk
Two things have to survive for a listed sale to close: the buyer's nerve and the buyer's lender. A failed cesspool takes out both at once.
The buyer is picturing the yard dug up and a bill nobody will commit to in advance. The lender is looking at a property that cannot practically be occupied until the waste system works. Either one alone is enough to end a contract, and the house goes back on the Plainview market with more days on it and a cesspool in its history.
How we help Plainview owners with a failed cesspool
We buy houses with failed cesspools regularly, which means we already know who does this work properly and roughly what it runs. That is the practical difference between us and a buyer meeting the problem for the first time.
We have sanitary contractors and engineers we have used for years, and we bring them in on our own account after closing rather than asking you to arrange anything. And if it turns out that replacing the cesspool and listing the house on the open market would leave you better off, we will tell you so and give you the name of the contractor we would call.
Why local knowledge changes the number
A three-bedroom on Gerhard Road. A three-bedroom on Knickerbocker Road North. A two-bedroom on Manetto Hill Road. All of them in Plainview, all bought by us.
Plainview is roughly 27,100 people in Nassau County, ZIP 11803, and the housing stock is mostly ranch, split-level, hi-ranch. Around Old Country Road and Manetto Hill Road, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. We know which of these streets take water, where the older systems fail first, and what the Plainview-Old Bethpage Central School District does to a resale price.
You do not need to replace it before you sell
There is a version of this where you borrow against the house, pay for a new system, and then find that the buyer who walked over the cesspool was not coming back and the next one wants something else fixed as well. We see it, and it is a hard thing to watch.
You do not have to repair the cesspool, pump it, inspect it or dig anything up to sell to us. The condition of the system is priced into the offer once, up front, and the offer does not move afterward.
The county health department, and why it matters here
Rules around waste systems on Long Island have changed over the years and continue to, and what applies at your address depends on the lot, the location and what is already in the ground.
The county health department is the authority on what a replacement cesspool or septic system at your address has to be, and a sanitary contractor will know what that means in practice. There are sometimes programs that help with the cost, which is worth asking about while you have them on the phone. If you would rather not run that errand at all, sell the house with the cesspool as it is and it stops being yours.
How we arrive at a number on a house with a failed cesspool
On a house with a failed cesspool, the number comes from three things: what it will be worth when the work is finished, what the work will cost, and a cushion in case we are wrong on either. That is all there is to it. There is no formula we are keeping from you.
- What it is worth repaired. Not the Plainview median of $970,000 on its own, but what houses like yours on your street actually closed at recently.
- What the work costs. Roof, boiler, electric, the kitchen and bath. In Plainview the stock is largely ranch and split-level, and on houses that age the mechanicals are usually the expensive part rather than the cosmetics.
- How long we will hold it. The median Plainview house goes under contract in about 28 days once it is showable, then waits 45 to 60 days more on the buyer's lender. Ours has to get to showable first, and we carry taxes and insurance across the whole of it.
- What we are wrong about. Some of what a house needs only shows once the work starts. We price that in, and it is a big part of the gap between a cash offer and a retail sale.
Why this works for us when it would not for you
This is the part cash buyers tend to gloss over. We run millions of dollars of construction a year. That buys materials at contractor pricing and keeps our own crews working through the year, so the same renovation costs us roughly half what it would cost you to hire it out.
That is the business in one line. It is also why renovating before a sale rarely pays: you would buy the same roof and boiler at retail and hope to get it back at resale, which usually does not happen. We do not make our money by paying you less. We make it by building for less.
If the number does not work for you, tell us so. We would rather have that conversation than pressure anyone. We will look at where you are and give you an honest read on your options, including ones that do not involve selling to us. Plenty of sellers are better off with an agent, and we will say so if you are one of them.
Why cash matters when the cesspool has failed
On a financed sale, somebody has to make the cesspool right before the money moves, and that somebody is almost always the seller. Plenty of people agree to it because they think there is no alternative.
There is. We buy with the failed system in place, at our cost, and we close on the date you pick. Nothing about the cesspool has to be resolved beforehand, because there is no underwriter sitting behind us asking for it.
What you do not pay when you sell a house with a failed cesspool
These are the costs of putting a house with a failed cesspool on the market through an agent. None of them apply when you sell to us.
- Agent commission
- $48,500 at 5% of the Plainview median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $19,400 on a $970,000 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- Whatever it takes to make it listable, paid in advance none
- Cleanout and removal
- Charged by the truckload, and done before the first showing none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities for the 73 to 88 days of finding a buyer and waiting on their mortgage none
Telling us everything, and what you owe a buyer
We would rather hear the whole history of the cesspool at the start. The backups, the pump-outs, the company that came out twice, the quote sitting on the kitchen counter that you have been avoiding for a month.
None of that changes whether we buy a house with a failed cesspool in it. On the disclosure question, ask your attorney what New York requires of you rather than taking our word or anyone else's. We are buyers rather than lawyers, and this is one worth getting right.
Common questions
Do I have to fix the cesspool before you buy a Plainview house?
Not at all. No repair, no replacement, no pump-out, no inspection. The condition of the cesspool is priced into the offer, and the offer does not move afterward.
What does a new cesspool or septic system cost?
It turns on the lot, the location and what the county health department requires at your address, so any cesspool figure quoted from a web page is a guess. A sanitary contractor who has walked the property will give you a real answer.
The cesspool backed up but the house is still livable. Is that a failure?
Sometimes a backup is a blockage and sometimes it is the cesspool reaching the end of its life, and telling those apart takes somebody who has opened it up. Either way we buy, and either way it is worth knowing which one you have.
A buyer walked away over the cesspool. Does that hurt my chances with you?
Not at all, and it is how a great many people arrive here. A retail buyer walking over a failed cesspool tells us something about that buyer, not about your house.
Do you buy houses on septic as well as cesspools?
Yes. A great deal of Nassau County is on cesspools or septic rather than sewers, and we buy across all of it. Whatever is in your yard, it does not have to be working for us to buy the house.